misentropic

Note to self, for future reference:

roughly 25 pounds of groceries + drawstring shoulder bag + the same shoulder with which I am carrying my purse + walking very slowly due to eggs being carried in other arm = bad fucking idea.

Way to be, self. Way to be. (Y)

Things that feel meaningful in that ephemerally lovely way:

Standing outside at sunset, watching the mountains and water turn colors and listening to some appropriately soaring melancholy music. Feeling, if only for a moment, genuinely at peace with the world and like this is what life is all about.


Things that will kill the mood in the most hilarious way possible:

A seagull on the beach below trying to swallow a starfish larger than his head.


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I wrote two thousand words today and was so exhausted afterward that I took a nap while healthy for the first time since my sophomore year. Overall it has been one of the weirder varieties of Sunday.

This was my breakfast and it was magnificent. Funny-looking, but magnificent.

OMELET OF WIN

YOU WILL NEED:

1 or 2 eggs, depending on how much omelet you want
some grated Parmesan cheese
salt
black pepper
a splash of milk
a few slices of cheddar or mozzarella cheese (use American and you are dead to me)
some chopped baby spinach
some butter
a skillet and a cover

TO MAKE THE OMELET OF WIN:

- Beat the egg(s) together with the salt, pepper, Parmesan, and milk until well mixed.

- Melt the butter in your skillet on high heat, turn the heat down to medium, dump the egg mixture into the pan, and get started on making something relatively discoid. (Note: I am pants at this part so my omelet came out ugly.)

- Once the egg is almost cooked, stack on the sliced cheese and the baby spinach.

- Turn down to low, cover, and let it cook for a couple minutes.

- Once the cheese is melted and the spinach bits are looking wilted, turn it out onto a plate.

- Om nom nom.

Q: What is outside your living room window?

A: If it is anything other than SEALS PLAYING IN THE WATER AND BEING CUTE AND CHASING EACH OTHER, then your life just isn't as awesome as mine. Sorry to say. :D

WHY

WHY

WHY IS THERE A SILVERFISH IN MY BATHTUB

AUGHHHHH OH GOD KILL IT

... city in Manitoba?
... major Canadian metropolitan area?

It is both of those things, yes. But what are Google's thoughts?



Yes, Google. Yes, it is.

God: O HAY misentropic, congratulations on getting out of college! What are your immediate plans?

Me: Well I thought I'd enjoy my last week of freedom before embarking on adulthood. Get some writing done, eat some good food, you know. Fun stuff.

God: Aww that's cute. Hey, I've got a better idea!

Me: :D ... ? D:

God: How about you sit around at home with the freaking flu, so miserable and achey that you can't think about anything but how miserable and achey you are?

Me: ...I was kind of hoping to, you know, not be miserable. Just for giggles.

God: Yeah well, that's what you get for making dead baby jokes, you little turd. (Y)


Hence, TheraFlu and pop tarts and CNN. Ah, adulthood.

And done.

:D!!!!!

Poll #1360573
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 11

All of these place names are unintentionally hilarious, but which deserves the gold medal for unintentional hilarity?

While we're on the subject of weird town names, please be advised that there is a town in Colorado called Dinosaur. No, seriously. It is officially not possible to have a name more awesome than that.

Stolen shamelessly from the flist:

Give me a character and I will give you at least ten some quantity of random facts about them according to my own head-canon.

Fandom, non-fandom, Potter or otherwise, old RP characters, recent original fiction characters -- you name 'em, I'll give you ten facts about 'em. :D